Pretend Boyfriend Friday #4

I'm not sure when it happened, but this boy got cute. I went and saw Transformers (best TV adaptation/comic movie EVER made, can't wait for a sequel, honestly) with the 30 Year-Old Virgin (coworker and friend, oh the stories I could tell about him, and should on here!) the other night. While Josh Duhamel is a total hottie, there is something to be said about being cute, funny, and not afraid to stand up to a 50 foot evil robot from another planet. Interesting facts about him: celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah (I agree with Darrin), only child, attended a magnet school, and he started doing stand up comedy as a child. He's also filming the next Indiana Jones film, can't wait to see that one too! And for those who care there are details on another film of his where you get to see his tush here.

5 Year Old Wisdom

Went out with The Girls to celebrate Cheryl's birthday. The Girls consist of 3 female coworkers, one of their friends who I adore, and me. Jody is the mother hen, being that she's had the most birthdays out of all of us, but lucky thing looks not a day past 25. Her 5 year old son has to be one of the wittiest people on the planet. The kid has a gift and the comic timing to endear himself to anyone. I was a nanny at one point in my life. From that experience I realized that because of who they are children have an amazing ability to see the world much more accurately than our brains full of bias. So I would like to impart with you his wisdom.

The 5 Stages of a Relationship:

1. You become friends.
2. You hold hands.
3. You kiss.
4. You have a sleepover.
5. You have cereal together.

PBF Make-up Vid

I know I missed Pretend Boyfriend Friday, but I just saw this...thanks to Donnie. If any of my friends ever wonder about my type here is yet another prime example, please note at the point where he makes the funny faces with about 2 minutes left to go he stops and has the CUTEST smile ever! That so makes me melt...and if I ever find out who's setting off firecrackers in my apartment complex I will sic Marc on you...he only looks sweet and innocent, when instructed he is a lean, mean, fighting machine.

Back to the daily grind, with upgrades

I'm going back to work! YEA! I'm so tired of being couped up in this apartment with nothing to do.

I have been out of commission starting on last Monday. Hence why I didn't post a darn thing or have PBF up and running (I will resume this Friday). Today was the first day I made it without having to take anything to get me through the day. This is a very good sign since from last Monday evening on I was either hopped up on steroids or knocked out from anti-histamines, or both at the same time which is no fun either! I have spent enough time with doctors to last me at least a few months. This will shock Roomie, as she knows I will head to the doctor if I can't get a hangnail to go away. That's what good insurance is for, plus they give you the good stuff when you go, but alas I don't want any good stuff anywhere near me for a very long time.

I have decided to take a more natural approach to life. Don't worry for those of you who know me I will still continue with what is necessary for my survival, but I am going to join the rowing club and row at least 2-3 times a week. I have found some yoga classes and will be doing those 2 times a week. I found a new therapist and will be seeing him, getting a massage, getting a pedicure, and getting a manicure once a month each (see how convenient there are about 4 weeks a month I'll just rotate which one I do each week). I'm also buying a bike! (Don't worry mom, if you ever read this it isn't the kind that has a motor)

I will only head out to the bars when I have my MP with me, because I have fun with her and she's going to be good luck one of these days I can feel it.

Come August I'm going to join the gay men's chorus here in Austin, there was at least one cute guy that walked with them in pride parade and I can't let him be all alone! And I miss singing dearly and it should be a great way to get back into vocal shape. That will round out my weekly activities, leaving just enough for work, friends on evenings and weekends and a wee bit of travel!

Watch out Austin there's a new Spoonman on the loose!

Pretend Boyfriend Friday #3

Over the weekend I saw that there were running a marathon of Kyle XY. There was room on my DVR so I grabbed it. Glad I did for two reasons. First I had something to watch while I was stuck at home with a migrane half of the week. Second I met my latest Pretend Boyfriend. I like this one so much he's made it into Future Ex-husband status. Those light eyes, bright smile, fun hair, I even like the stubble...ahhh, he's dreamy. I was also lucky enough to find the post at the bottom, there's hope that he might be gay. Matt if you find this and would like to move to Austin with all of the other really cool actor people let me know, I'll make room for you!






Blu Cantrell is dating Kyle "KY" Matt Dallas and is playing the role as his beard Bossip has learned. Speculation is that Matt Dallas from the new show Kyle XY is gay and has recently handcuffed attention-seeking Blue Cantrell to put off rumors. These two just don't look right and it has nothing to do with race. Funny how he doesn't say he is dating her, he was going around all week introducing Cantrell as his girlfriend, that quick buddy? The two have only known each other for a couple weeks according to sources.

Pretend Boyfriend Friday

This past weekend was the Pride Parade in Austin. This Saturday is the Pride Festival, I think I shall attend, but the real treat was the hotties in town from Houston. If I was still in that town I'd be trying hard to turn him from Pretend Boyfriend to real Boyfriend!

Pretend Boyfriend Friday

Eli Roth is yummy! So horror movies aren't really my favorite, but there is just something sexy about this man. Very infections smile. *sigh*